llamammama:

Thanks again, Wordboner. I adore you.

“What are you doing down here, in the dark?”

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

“Let’s smoke until we can’t feel our feelings anymore”

I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive! 

Ditto